Wednesday, November 29, 2006

How to kill your wife avoiding prison

Italian justice system has lots of problems, first of all the most time consuming legal processes in Europe and the uncertainty of punishment.
A famous Italian journalist ,Marco Travaglio, explained a worth example about this problems. More in detail he demonstrated how you can kill your wife (or vice-versa) without
spending a single minute in prison.
Here's a step by step explanation :

  1. Kill your wife (the method it's up to you)
  2. Go to the police station ,surrender and confess.
  3. Tell to the police that she voluntarily offended you causing your overreaction.
  4. After this few steps you have already avoided preventive detention because: A) There's is not an escape danger (you surrendered). B) There's not a risk of tampering with evidence (you confessed). C) There's not a risk of reiteration of the crime (you got just one wife...)
  5. Waiting for the trial to start you are in house detention (1 year) but you can go to work (if you still have one).
  6. When the trial begins you risk the maximum punishment, 30 years of detention.
  7. If your personal lawyer is smart enough, extenuating circumstances can be more than aggravating circumstances.In this case the punishment decrease to 21 years.
  8. Since you were offended and provoked by your wife, the punishment can be lowered subtracting 1/3. Now the punishment is 21 minus 7 = 14 years.
  9. Common extenuating circumstances are almost always given to the respondent ,so 14 - 5 = 9 years.
  10. If you pay reparations to relatives of you wife your punishment is decreased and reach 6 years.
  11. If you ask for shortened rite the punishment is knocked down to 4 years.
  12. Since you stayed in house detention for 1 year you can subtract that time and get 4 - 1 = 3 years.
  13. Punishments during 3 years or less can be converted to social services work.

Conclusion.
You killed your wife and you still don't know how looks a jail. Perhaps it can be a better option than divorce..

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is sick.....how could you even blog something this ruthless....u are definately insane....unfortunate that you have a mum...but hope u never get a wife...sicko...

downsouth said...

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Anonymous said...

yea i saw some show with the police finding websites like this on his computer which led to his conviction so i thought id look it up haha. i am not very impressed though i think the sites that guy used have been shut down but owell. i dont know what anonymous was looking for when he typed in kill your wife in the search engine but this is obviously not what he wanted and way to sick haha your sick for being on here buddy.

Anonymous said...

haha thats funny anonymous...i saw it on tv too so id see what wuld happen if i went on google and typed it in

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BJM1 said...

I casualy found this site, but i have to say that this litle story is brilliant. Come on guys, we (merried people) have thought about it because life is not perfect. You get you're depression moments in life that you think almost evertything that can get that headake off you're system. It's a releave option, not that biger deal!!! I think this could be a good way to express our deep feelings.
Thanks to this site, while i was here with you, i calm down and got a lot off my mind.

A portuguese man, so you know!!!

Anonymous said...

kill them, kill them all! kill them before they kill us...

George Bordovsky said...

It's the turning myself in part that I'd have trouble with.

Randy said...

Most people get caught with killing their wives due to: 1) Lack of Planning, and 2) Lack of Practice. By practice, I mean doing "dry runs", i.e. if you already have specific plans to kill your wife, then dump the body somewhere, then you have to get the burial site ready first, then every night/dawn visit that burial site and see if it has been tampered with ... at least for 30 days. If necessary, put a bird-watching camera (like in the beginning of the Will Smith movie "Enemy of the State") and review the tapes for 30 days to make sure no one visits the place. Even then, there's no guarantee that once you kill your wife and dump the body, no one will find it. What I recommend is do the dry run with an equivalent sample (i.e. dead coyote), put the body inside the bag, and actually bury the sample. Review the tape for 30 days to make sure that it has not been tampered with. This would work better if you could find a substance, some kind of acid, that can dissolve the body eventually. I'm not a chemist, but I'm sure that there is a certain acid that can do the job, even if it takes days or weeks. Another idea is to kill your wife in another country (if you live in Southern California, kill her and dump her body in Mexico). Remember, no evidence = no trial !!!